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~I wish I were a Vulcan.~
~Then I could mind-meld with myself and figure out what the hell is wrong with me.~
"You saved my life... friend."
"What would I do without you... friend?"
"You're my best friend... friend."
THEY TOTALLY LOVE EACH OTHER!
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...only with more Pon Farr.
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I am DeForest Kelley in dA's Celebrities Crew!
If I were a man I'd have a double-ridged penis. Suck on that!
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Mister, life is swell in a padded cell,
It’ll chase those blues away,
You can trade your gloom for a rubber room,
And injections twice a day!
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"Batman to all points. I need some air support...since I can't fly...at all...now would be good."
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suh
And the Episode 'Jihad'? I wonder what those Green memories where?
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“People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.”
This = win.
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Bitches don't know 'bout my shitfuckery.
And yes, I do love the animated series! It's hilarious. And full of awesomeness they couldn't get away with in real life. <3
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I've got D I A M O N D S
You've heard about those?
I've got so many I can't close my safe
At night in the DARK
Lying awake in a sick dream...
I believe love alone might do these things for you
[Didn't I say that money can't buy it?]
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"Roger-chan, your ship is so big~<3" --Rayleigh
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Belts off, trousers down
Isn't life a scream~? XD
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